Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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