i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He better not be in your backpack
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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