Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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