Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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