I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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