It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
jump out the window naked night went bad
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