She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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