When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Are we still banned from the library?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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