butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
