We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Randomize
