Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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