i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
