Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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