he wants to bone in the snuggie
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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