Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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