Sponge bath it is.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
that is very illegal...i love you.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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