I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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