so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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