Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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