I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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