I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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