i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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