If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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