Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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