i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Randomize
