We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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