Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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