I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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