Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
