I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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