It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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