can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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