omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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