I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
