...so i touched it.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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