I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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