marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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