i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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