There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
