This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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