Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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