You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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