Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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