I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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