where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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