I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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