suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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