I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Randomize
