The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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