doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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